Metrey part 1

I want to make a movie today.

So I went to  Hollywood to make a movie. I called my movie: "Metrey". Everybody was asking what it means in hollywood. But I didn't tell them. So made a story. Everybody was very excited. It is a story of a chef that wants to win the chef of the year award. But he lost every time in the past. And he didn't even gen one point ever. And to get a point you need to create something bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger! So big that it's bigger than the whole universe! First he created a language. He started in the bad word language first so first he created a new bad word called "turney. He needed to pick a bad for it so he created a meaning of this word as happy, so he made a new world there was an ocean and he drank all of it's water and built it's stuff in the water and only thing to eat left was fish. SO first he created all the humans but he didn't know how to , but doctors knew. So he went back to college to become a doctor. But he didn't learn it at all. But still he bacame a doctor. Then someone told him how. SO he made a lot of humans. 355 humans. Next he made 1000 humans. It was his first time so  his world was created and up down the ocean there was a village called Okinawa. Whenever they run out of fish the Okinawa people gave them more fish. And they also gave new food to eat so that was a new country in Japan. Then his last step was to make new food all by himself. He tried to make a new food callled "Turney" . But it turned out to be a cake. A young skinny lady ate it. But it accidently fell down on her face. So she cried and got fat. She was 393 lbs! So then she ate three more cakes. Then she bacame 25566 lbs!!!